Wednesday, June 22, 2005

--------NUMBER THREE!--------

------------BROCCOLI HOLDS THE KEY-----------

Saturday, June 11, 2005

PAGE MOVED!

Mooj penguin spotters,

No, don't worry, it is not this page that has been moved, but if you are new or old to this blog, the link in the post entitled "Illness and software writing" the page has been moved. You must now access it here. Please udate your favorites or bookmarks accordingly.

Anyways bye until I post again.

Everyday

Mooj penguin spotters,

I have been speaking to Smadge and we think we should probably start posting more on this blog- maybe everyday. Also one of the other reasons we haven't been posting is that we have run into problems (flash problems to be exact) on our "site-to-be"- in other words the flash site we have been working on for quite a while now.

So from now on I will post almost everyday.

Anyways bye until I post either this evening or tomorrow.

Friday, June 10, 2005

SECOND SECRET!!!!!! (It is finally here!!)

Mooj penguin spotters.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while- I've been sidetracked what with exams and all. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnyways I am now going to post the second eternal secret (which was uncovered after doing the second task (this story is getting quite close to the temple of Karashowth: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo exciting.))

The second task was to hack into the sacred computer console of Gargaroth (which I have to say, in spite of the INCREDIBLY advanced ancient security system, was pretty easy) to unlock the security fields over a couple of firearms crates, take grenades and rocket launchers and all the other crud we could find in there and simply blow our way through to the second secret.

Now we ran into some problems here because some crazed monkeys who had obviously been put in a room with a typewriter to write Shakespeare attacked us. Naturally seen as we had found DC 17m blaster rifles (just a little tribute to Star Wars: Republic Commando there (a brilliant game)) in the ammo crates, we just shot them all. And the uncovered second secret of enlightenment is that life is also nothing but strange beasts who host HUGE cocktail parties and then, when you cannot tell your face from your foot, they host meetings in which the main subject is so MEANINGLESS that you wake up from an extremely strange meditation and find that you are on some unknown planet somewhere in the vicinity of Strigel (a small galaxy about 688, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 light years away from earth) with no atmosphere and you are rapidly running out of air (that is really how smashed some people get.)

Anyways there it was, the eternal second secret of enlightenment. Bye until I post again.